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Thread #70212   Message #1197785
Posted By: Amos
31-May-04 - 03:38 PM
Thread Name: BS: Lighting your cigarette on your piano?
Subject: RE: BS: Lighting your cigarette on your piano?
Anna:

Fart lighting is perfectly possible, but is usually an activity which appeals only to pre-adolescent boys, or older males suffering from arrested development.

For more developed expertise, consult some of Spaw's semi-fictional essays on the topic.

A