Vicky, sorry to be so quiet on the subject, but I thought the song great even when you first sang it. It added (if possible at all) greatly to the hilarity of the Hull Eurogathering, and deservedly featured Oaklet as among the foremost Hull Mudcat whelks. However - as us Scots would say - Wilfried's poem was no bad at a either! (And one of these days I'll get round to posting those two songs I dared to sing at the gathering to be added, for anyone who's interested, to the Low German section of the DT.)