Lesson for the day

I don't know if these are used everywhere else too but here in Oz Mr Happy is referred to as..

The one eyed trouser snake

The wife's best friend (shaking hands with)

Donger

Doodle

Old fella

Bolt

Wedding tackle

Family jewels

Willy (the Coalition of the Willing has been described here as the Coalition of the Willies)

And testicles are:

achers, apricots knackers nuggets

and the top of a man's buttocks exposed (as in when wearing low hung shorts) are referred to as brickie's cleavage.

Well, have to go now, I'm zonked.

freda