I heard the following version:

Oh I was born at night one morn
When the whistle rang boom-boom
I'd boil a steak and fry a cake
When the mudpies are in bloom

If six and six makes nine
does ice come from a mine?
Old Black Joe was an Eskimo
Pork comes from a porcupine

A pig or cow can bark "meow"
and the Sandman loves to sing
I saw a frog swim up a log
But he fell and broke his wing

(some other lyrics that I've forgotten)
Paderuski blow your nose! (honk honk!)