My nominee is "Feelings".

Or "Torn Between Two Lovers"

Or children's songs about drugs.

"Puff the magic drag-in Lived by the C (for cocaine) Frolicked in the autumn mist (where you are when high) In the land of Honah Lea (Jazz argo for being stoned) Little Jackie Paper (to roll joints) Loved that rascal "Puff". And gave him strings and sealing wax (to roll joints with) And other fancy stuff. (Drug paraphenalia. Run to your nearest head shop, kiddies..)

Frank Hamilton