10 Reasons Why You Shouldn't Marry a Musician:

10: They'll automatically lose their "homeless" status. 9: Bring in a new guitar while wearing a sheer nighty and guess which one they'll look at first? 8: A savings bond will mature much faster. 7: You'll always end up in front of the PA speakers. 6: Every girl singer is a potential threat to you. 5: They'll ask for your honest opinion, then ignore it. 4: They'll make you carry some of their instruments. 3: They often have an MTV mind in a PBS world. 2: Because your mother is usually right about this stuff.

And the #1 reason why you shouldn't marry a musician:

They'll still keep introducing you as a girl friend to all their friends (if they introduce you at all).