of all the items of clothing in existence
none is less appealing than ...

men's underpants. There's something - totally uninteresting, unpleasant, just, icky, about men's underpants.

especially after they've been washed & worn a few times. The faded yellow, the worn threads - pedestrian, totally utilitarian and just plain ugly.

so I guess my vote is - neither briefs NOR boxers, nor any other evocative reference to suchlike.

thanks.