I know that banks are past masters in this, but.........
I rang H2O, a plumbing company to come & sort out a water leak.
The guy on the other end said "yes, we can sort that, it will be £80 for the first hour, then £55 for every hour after that, plus VAT)
I put the phone down.
Where do these guy's get off?
That MUST take some beating?