We never landed on the moon. It was all a hoax.

*shifty eyes* Also...you know North Dakota? It's not a real state, folks. Oh sure...there's people who have CLAIMED to visited it/lived in it/purchased dried moose doo keychains in the general vicinity of it. Don't trust these people. They're all Canadians PAID GENEROUSLY to perpetuate the myth that is...North Dakota.

I mean think about it. Anything it's really famous for? Anything that was distinctively, historically and unashamedly Amurrican that happened in it?

Exactly...

It's territory owned by Alaska for the sole purpose of secretly training a highly skilled and ruthless army of...penguins. Alaska is in cahoots with Canada you see...to overrun the United States Government and put a penguin in the Oval Office as a puppet leader THEY will control. Why do you think Alaska is the 50th state? Stratagey my friends...stratagey...The first shall be last and the last shall be first...*nods knowingly*

I can't talk much longer...there's a moose outside my window who's been staring at me for ten whole minutes. I think he's wired.

Just remember...North Dakota...

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