Wally and Joe. My seminar entitled "Learn how to "F" properly and make your life worth living" will be held Sunday evening in this thread. Start exercising your thumbs now. They will come in handy. Here are some testimonials from satisfied clients.

"Before Rick taught me a proper "F", I was unpopular, had B.O., and never got invited to song circles. Now I'm a millionare with my own private jet." - J. Taylor.

"In my day ya didn't have ta play "F" ta be a folksinger! Grumphhh.. S. Paton

"I can still sing you the story of my life, loves and hard times while using a 3 finger "F". - Cyndi Amber Dawn Sweetwater. - singer-songwriter (age 17) [my new traditional album of "brand new" folk songs entitled "The Long Hard Roads I've Travelled" is available at www.daughtersofani.com

"There's been too much B.S. about "proper Fs" around here lately. Let's have fewer "F"s and more "C"s and "G"s. - Joe Offer.

"Will you stop "F"ing around and put out the garbage"! - Duckboots.

Rick