Yer a flippin retread, Amos! If you were, like, here...like, in this room, eh? If you were I would shake one up good and squirt it in your face! I got one simpe rule in life. The other guy is always wrong. That includes the customer. Arf! Arf! Good joke eh? Have one on me, ya flippin looser!

I was deviastated last night cos the Flames lost the hockey game to those boltholes in Tampa, so I decided to drink until I felt better. Everyone in town feels the same way. We were FLIPPIN ROBBED!!! The ref oughta get the flippin chair!

Anyway, I feel like i'M ON THE WAY to recovery now, eh? A few more beer should do it. We'll flippin DESTROY em next year!@!!!

- BDiBR