Yup, this just in from Heaven.... God had quit!!!!

Actually, He has been wanted to quit for the last 700 years but just didn't have anyone to turn the job overm to but with the passing of Ronald Reagan, God has finally found someone capable of filling His shoes without missing a beat...

When asked about he He feels to have the most perfect human that ever lived to suceed Him, God's only comment was, "Whew, it's about time. I need the a good, long nap."

Bobert