I am an Edmonton Oilers fan, and it is a fact of life that we say bad things not just about the Flames, but also about Calgary. If you live in Edmonton and you are a Flames fan, you wear a paper bag over your head when you go to games. No one hurts you or anything like that, but the three Flames fans who live in Edmonton don't want their families to know where they go at night and what they do. It's sorta like a few rungs down from reading pornography.