Ah, 'tis a bleak destiny ye see fer me, lass. Don't tell me that this reprogramming takes place at the Neil Young Center--they have a success rate of about -30% (not only do they not cure the inmates, the staff becomes terminally screwed, as well)--and now the malady is travelling via the internet. Is there no hope for humanity? Helen, you'd better get rid of your computer before you start having children or you'll have a bunch of Kevins and Trevors and Bruces running around blowing up koala bums.

--seed