They roast parmass..parme...that Italian cheese now?

Ya see, Bee-Dubya, carbohydrate folding will be the next Big Thing. Folded carbs will give all the benefits of unfolded carbs, but they'll only have half the carbohydrates. Or less, depending on how they're folded. You take your average pizza, say, and you fold it in half. Obviously it will have only half the carbohydrates of an unfolded pizza. Same thing with folded pretzels, folded Wonder Bread, all them carbs you know and love. Even folded high-carb beer! Folded proteins are the first step to folded carbohydrates, and if you don't understand fold proteins you're going to miss the Folded Carb Boat. You'll be poor for the rest of your (un)natural life. Your pots will break in a puny cone 1 firing. Your dog will not die, but will be very sick to the poor thing's tummy and it will throw up all over your new carpet. Your beer will be moldy and foam all over your good pants. Your car will age. So learn protein folding today, and teach organic origami to your friends, if any. Just send me USD 500.00 in used, unmarked, small bills to cover shipping and handling, and I'll have your FREE protein folding information kit off to you faster than you can say "Jack Robinson" (always assuming that you would want to say that, of course).