I checked, but can't find that this has been done before.

Often when perusing the titles of threads, I misread them and come back with a "Huh? Can't be!" Upon rereading the title I recognize my mistake, which is probably caused by reading too fast and mentally filling in the blanks to my own expectations.

Anyway, here's how I've read some of the current thread titles:

Reagan rupture
Dicks have accents
Nine Head Norsemen
Hotmale trouble
Ronald Reagan -- Madly Pissed

How I read the thread titles may (sadly) say a lot about my mental processes!