Aw, hell, Rap -- I hate ta tell you this,man...damn---but, well, we better face it, and come to terms with the whole thing. This is not just some funny thing that happened a couple times, dude.

You are, unfortunately, AGING. OVER THE HILL. GETTING OLD. LOSING IT, DUDE. ON THE WRONG SIDE OF PRIME. SLIP-SLIDIN' AWAY. Not getting any younger. I mean face it -- you're probably farting more than you'd like to hear about, too.

Well, anyway, we can at least get a few laughs out of your fading eyesight. Woththell, mehitabel!! :>))

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