Other than the last point about hopping along tree trunks, etc., you have described a few characters from Lilliput. I really think we're getting some thread creep from the Legalize Pot crowd.

I think many of you are not taking this seriously enough. We are gonna get nasty letters from the Audubon Society. I don't mind the US government, CIA, NSA, FBI or Dubya being pissed at me, but I ain't gonna risk having the AS ticked. So, I shall castigate the lot of you in this public arena. PULL YOUR SHIT TOGETHER!

Yer fren,

Brucie