Awright, you louts!! Get out those quills and sharpen 'em!! Geeze -- this is a CLASSIC Challenge.

Just because we have a Republic in office is no reason to let yourself be terrorized!! Get out and write up a song or two!!

DonD, I don't know if the rules allow you to put dibs on a topic or subtopic. I would think such a practice would have a chilling effect on the feverish stew of co-creativity these things usually engender...
Ah, well, the Goddess shall ordain...but there's more thasn enough hilarious thoughts to go around in this one!! :>)

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