Why, thanks for asking, Michael. Saturday's gig was a glittering success. High society wedding in the most stunning Marquee I've ever been in. Fantastically dressed ladies, swishing around the dance floor in their £2 grand frocks. Quite a sight to behold. The band were pretty good, too. The lead guitarist was shit-hot, in fact. Imported at great expense before catching his early morning flight to Monte Carlo!