So good I posted it on the joke thread too!!


It's alleged that one of the French football players has failed a drugs and alcohol test yesterday after the match against England. If this is confirmed as positive, under UEFA rules, paragraph 6 sub section 2e, France will forfeit the first group match 3-0. Scroll down for the full transcript of the full report.


































Carlsberg do not send emails, but if they did they would probably be the best email in the world.


Dave