(Catspaw's Rag in the background on the Hammond organ....Camera picks up ecstatic crowd in vast bodhran shaped hall. At the front The High Folk Priest begins to chant:)
Frieends, I look out at you and I see people who have not yet begun to believe in Folk, I see wasted lives, hurting people, lost people, people with limbs dangling where there shouldn't be limbs, and I hear an unformed question on their lips -- What must I do to be saved? Friends in the HALL OF FOLK and you at home watching, the truth is simple. Follow my healing words. Open your wallets, put your VISA cards on top of the TV set, call this toll-free number that tolls for thee, and repeat after me: number and expiry date, number and expiry date. You know that emptiness in your life? Well, now it will be replaced by a new emptiness! And now, just before we hear from Brother Fielding on the Lost G Chord, here is a brief message from our leader, Max Vobiscum....... (and so on)