I prefer the parody.

Also Brian McNeill's 'No Gods and Precious Few Heroes':

"And tell me will we never hear the end of puir bluidy Chairlie at Culloden yet again?
Though he ran like a rabbit doun the glen leaving better folk than him to be butchered."

or 'Strong Women Rule Us All':

"There's a moment of your story that has always haunted me
When you set out in yon open boat to help the poor man flee
Was Chairlie Stewart's future already plain to see?
Did you know he'd be a waster all his days?"