Why, thank you Mr Bryant for that compliment! I'd be interested to hear what songs you think would suit such a theme.

Kevin - hadn't given either the football or Bastille Day a thought. Actually it was 'audience' AKA Carole, who sorted out the pub and the date and I just got the publicity under way. Mind you - a guillotine for unwelcome visitors (Avril Betts or the like?) might be a good idea. Who wants to do the knitting?