I should imagine that if what's in your shorts gets singed, you would sing out in a loud high voice... oh, singing not singeing...

As a £9 singer myself (I can't quite make a full tenor) I'd appreciate the help. I wear shorts early, but it's not helped my singing any, except that it's easier to breathe in loose shorts than in tight jeans.

Hint to shorts-wearers: if they've not got mesh to hold your bits in, always wear undies underneath. Even if the shorts are too long or tight on your legs for anything to show, there's always going to be some eagle-eyed person who pays too much attention when you sit down. Trust me on this.

Graham.