Huh? Are you actually Mr Dithers, ReelBrew? Or are you Conrad Black? That was genuinely funny, if you were being serious. :-) I think there is a great job waiting for you as either a columnist for the Toronto Sun or a talk-show host. You could really piss people OFF saying stuff like that and the ratings would go through the roof! Add a little bad language and you could be the Howard Stern of Canada.

Are you just comfortably well off or what some people call "filthy rich"?