"Then there is the black bear that you don't know or want to know. It is not a good career move to wake up the black bear because when he loses control; people tend to get hurt. The black bear (the dark side of my nature) left three schoolteachersm and aboout 70 classmates lying in the floor."

Pah. Wimpy. I live in brown bear country- and brown bears frequently chase down and kill and eat black bears.