My pair of shorts, which had a rip in them, have now been mended by Linda who has sewn a Mudcat Patch over the hole.

I can think of quite a few singers who perform under the influence of shorts (of the alcoholic kind).

Freda - I'm not sure that I'd dare to wear shorts with Avril Betts around - she's been known to fondle men's bums when they've got jeans on !