3,935. Yahs, three thousahnd nine hundred ahnd thirty-five. Ahproximately my hourly wahge in US dollahrs ahs soon ahs thaht UK Lotto sends me my money.

Oh, yahs. Thaht's right. They're putting it directly into my bahnk ahccount. I did send them my ahccount number ahnd my sociahl security number, didn't I?

I'm sooo glahd it's UK ahnd not one of those Nigeriahn scams. Ahfter ahll, if you cahn't trust the British, who cahn you trust?