Here's the worst song I've ever heard about music:

The Land of Music, By Sheldon Harnick

My native land is very dear to me: Its legends, its heroes, its history. I love my country but still it's true there is another land I love too.

In the country of music, the streams are fresh and clear and I know they will always flow every season of the year In the country of music, the mountains are sublime though they seem to touch the sky, they are not too high to climb.

And it goes on, and on, and ON in this vein. The city choir I'm in sang this at our last concert. It was very embarrassing.