Dere Raipear,
I have the video you want but I wuld need to get compensated substantial fore it. How many ob them ball park franks kin you send in trade? I ain't talkin' no funky turkey dogs either. I iz lookin' for Sabretts or Hebrew Nationals. I figger to freeze them and mebbe start a filet deSabrett mail order meat bizness soon. You know, wif a color pichure catalog and mebbe pay pal or something.

Anyhow, mek me a offer and we'll see whut comes obv it. Bill, by the way, iz sleepin' it off in hiz cage wif his head in the water bowl. He haz had a perdy big day and iz dreamin' and whimperin' whut sounds like "dribbles" and ever once in a while hollers out "OHHooooooora!!!!"
He iz a good dog I reckon, but eats too much.

Tweed