The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #1214814
Posted By: freda underhill
26-Jun-04 - 08:57 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Bob went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I've got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there's somebody under it. I'm too scared to go to sleep at night... you gotta help me, I'm going crazy!" "Just put yourself in my hands for two years," said the shrink. "Come to me three times a week, and I'll cure your fears." "How much do you charge?" "A hundred dollars per visit." "I'll sleep on it," said Bob. Six months later the doctor met Bob on the street. "Why didn't you ever come to see me again?" asked the psychiatrist "For a hundred buck's a visit? A bartender cured me for ten dollars." "Is that so! How?"

"He told me to cut the legs off the BED"!