Out of my tent flap looking in the night
I can see the counselors having a fight
Suddenly there's a pillow in the air
And the stuffing and feathers go everywhere

Counsellors I would like to go with you
I would like to throw a pillow or two
Counsellors have you candy in your tent
Do you fight with boy scouts brave and bent

Out of my tent flap looking in the night
I can see the counselors having a fight
Suddenly there's a suitcase in the air
And the bras and undies go everywhere

Counsellors I would like to go with you
I would like to throw a suitcase or two
Counsellors have you candy in your tent
Do you fight with boy scouts brave and bent

Out of my tent flap looking in the night
I can see the counselors having a fight
Suddenly there's a body in the air
And the blood and guts go everywhere

Counsellors I would like to go with you
I would like to throw a body or two
Counsellors have you candy in your tent
Do you fight with boy scouts brave and bent