This is another parody by Yossi Toiv & Heshy Walfish on the Shteeblehoppers Album. It accurately describes a journey by car from Brooklyn to to a bungalow in the Castkills. The tune is from the song "Seven Little Girls Sitting In The Back Seat".

Seven Little kids
Sittin' in the back seat
Makin me meshiga in the head
I said, can't you kids
Behave until we get there
And this is what my biggest kid said

(CHORUS)    (You betther hurry dad 1 - 2 - 3)
            Moishe Chaim lost his keepah
            Usher Zelig spilled his drink
            And Malkie says you better find a restroom quick
            Yitz dropped his ice-cream
            And Rifky needs a tissue
            And Shaindy thinks she's gonna be sick

Up the Palisades
Right on to the Quickway
Monticello forty miles ahead
I said "if you don't behave
We're not going to the country"
And this is what my biggest kid said

                   CHORUS

Finally arrived
Pulled up to the bungalow
I was shaking like a nervous wreck
Then my wife came out
And asked, "How was the trip dear ?"
I told her "Bayla s'iz geven ah shreck"

(LAST CHORUS) (She asked what happened, I said 1 - 2 - 3)
             Moishe Chaim lost his keepah
             Usher Zelig spilled his drink
             And Malkie didn't make it to the restroom quick
             Yitz dropped his ice-cream
             And Rifky used her shirt sleeves
             And Shaindy's in the back seat sick

             Bring me out 2 aspirins quick
             Bayla Dear,I'm gonna be sick
             Call a mental hospital...quick

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