I remember the Yonkers Raceway jingle as sung to the tune of Rossini's "William Tell Overture."
But I digress. What I wanted to contribute was this:

Merkel meats are so good, good, good.
Taste and quality, understood.
It's heard all over the neighborhood:
A great big Mmmmm for Merkel's.

Footnote: The Merkel's chain went out of business after they got caught selling kangaroo meat labeled as something more conventional. So much for taste and quality.