A man has a ticket for a sleeper berth on a Pullman car. He offers to take the upper to a female passenger who also has a berth in the car. Shortly he is quite cold and asks the lady below if there is a blanket she might throw up to him.

She asks--"...since we won't be seeing each other again and we are here for only one night would you like to make believe we are husband and wife?"

He replies: "Sure"
She:    Well, get your own damned blanket.

Bill Hahn