The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #1216158
Posted By: GUEST,Shongo, Chongo's Evil Twin
29-Jun-04 - 09:05 AM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
You want bananas, GUEST? I'll give you some @#$!@ bananas! Ain't nobody gonna be the Top Gorilla round here, see? Unless it's me, see? And don't give me that guff about Chongo, 'cause that punk wants you to think he's tough, see? You know what his first job was? He collected money from the marks from an organ grinder, scabbing when the capuchins went on strike. Everybody thought it was me, so I busted the little smartass in the nose and that was the end of that.

Like I say, ain't nobody but me gonna be Top Gorilla in the BS department. Them other people, Amoss and Tiny Titmouse and Rapear and Cantdo and Twit and the rest, they don't know BS from dog doo. They wouldn't know BS if they fell in a pile of it.

Me, now I know BS. I'm the King of BS. And if you don't like it, you'll be going down, see? Cuz I OWN this thread. Me.