Nick you did so well with those other questions.....SO

If you take an Oriental person and spin him around
several times, does he become disoriented?

If people from Poland are called Poles, why
aren't people from Holland called Holes?

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?

Last night I played a blank tape at full blast.
The mime next door went nuts, why?

Do people who spend 90p apiece on those little
bottles of Evian water know that spelling it backwards
is Naive?

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhoea...Does
that mean the fifth one enjoys it?