25 Years ago there was Jewish programming on WNYM radio in Staten Island, N.Y. The Dov Shurin Show was one of the programs. It was sponsored by Quality Broadloom & Carpet, with 2 locations in Brooklyn.
Dov made up and sang his own commercial for this firm to the tune of the Hebrew song "Ashrei Ish Shelo Yishkacheka".

If you want some carpeting, carpeting, carpeting
If you want some carpeting, carpeting galore
Quality has carpeting carpeting carpeting
Quality has carpeting,a warehouse and a store

(Chorus) Quality Broadloom and Carpet 4618 - 16th Avenue
         Quality Broadloom and Carpet 816 - Coney Island Avenue

My wife thought it was the most obnoxious commercial she had ever heard.
                                          SOL ZELLER