Girls like her are a dime a dozen. Everywhere I go I see them, streamside in hipwaders, mowing the neighbour's grass, jamming in music stores, delivering the morning newspaper, in the front row in church, serving coffee and doughnuts at Tim Horton's...oh, sorry...was I dreaming?

Thin may be in, but fat's where it's at. A girl like that around here would get a bit more red meat and doughnuts, and attention from farm boys.

A buddy has recently broken up with his wife. I'll recommend Nicole.

Peace, Mooh.