Old Bazaar in Cairo opens:

When the moon shines bright take the first on the right
Give the sing-sing sign as you go
There'll be silk and lace in the market place
In the Old Bazaar in Cairo.

Harum Scarum what d'you think of that
Dirty strip-tease dancing on the mat
Oompah oompah that's enough of that
In the Old Bazaar in Cairo.