That's right. I know for a fact that teribus uses an automated internet software program to compose his political essays within seconds. It will churn out a diatribe on any subject, riddled with facts of all kinds, made up on the spot and dredged at random from its extensive database. You can specify these parameters:

1. basic subject of debate
2. chosen bias (conservative, liberal, communist, redneck, Harvard professor, right wing talkshow host, religious leader, anarchist, or pothead)
3. number of paragraphs
4. degree of aggression and personal insult (moderate, average, or extreme)

The really cool thing about this is it saves so much time. In a mere few seconds teribus can overwhelm his debating opponents with a flood of verbiage that will waste hours of their time.

Thus he is winning!

I've used it back on him too, by the way, but I cannot reveal the address where it is found. It wouldn't be wise to do that. :-)