HELP! I've been held incommunicado for over a week! Incommunicado is the place where you wind up when the telephone company can't seem to find the short that makes your phone lose its dial tone every time it rains. And it's rained here every day since the end of May. It was going out for a while and then coming back, but last week it went away for keeps. Anyway, they seem to have it fixed so now I've got to read all the MOAB shit that's gone down since whenever it was my phone phucked up.

The only thing I can think off that may be more wasteful than posting to this piece if crap thread is having to go back a week and see what kind of drivel you other morons have been posting to this piece if crap thread. If somebody would like to post a synopsis of the posts since, say, June, 24 it would probably save me a lot of time and confusion. Just the funny parts would be fine.