Here's the way I heered it....

Well, it seems that as God was just about done creating the universe, he had a couple of left-over things left in his bag of goodies, so he stopped by to visit Adam and Eve in the Garden.

He told the couple that one of the things he had to give away was the natural ability to micturate while standing up.

"It's a pretty handy thing, pun intended," God told the couple who he found hanging around arguing about naming the animals. "I was wondering if either one of you wanted that ability."

Adam was decisive, the take-charge guy he was. He jumped up and begged, "Oh, give that to me, Lord! I'd love to be able to do that! It seems the sort of thing a man should do. Oh please, oh please, oh please, let me have that ability. I'd be so great! When I'm walking around the Garden, admiring this domain You've created for me to dominate, I could just let it rip! It'd be so cool! Oh please, God, let it be me who you give that gift to, let me stand and pee, oh please........." And on and on he went.

Eve just smiled and shrugged. She told God that if Adam really wanted it so badly, and it sure seemed to be the sort of thing that would make him happy, she really wouldn't mind if Adam were the one given the ability to stand up and pee.

And so it was written. And so it was done. And it was good. And Adam did proceed to wet down the bark of the nearest tree as high as he could reach.

"Oh that's fine," God said, looking back into his bag of left-over gifts. "Now what's left here for Eve? Oh yes... multiple orgasms."