A marvelous bit of larkery, that last poem! Thank you. It reminds me somewhat of Tom Lehrer's contributions to the world of rhyme. There's a site that lists "demented lyrics", it is http://php.indiana.edu/~jbmorris/lyrics.htmlI would try to do the blue clicky thing for it but I've been having a little trouble with getting it to bring up the site. Let's see if it gets you there: