Dear Steve:
You now work for Pinga Jas Hominawhkerensky (Pronouced Pinga Jas Hominawhkernsky or sometimes Unice Fitzwallergeely Ponderhousen). I am afraid I lost you in a poker game, I poked her and she threatened me with sexual harassment ... I would not worry though, although blind, she CAN tune a radio AND a recording machine and has connections with the Mojo Guitar Shop on St. Marks Place where she can book you into the Island of Broken Toys tour, each night between 11 AM and 10:30 PM. While listening to Steve play and sing, do check out the really neat guitars at reasonable to CHEEP prices. If you buy a guitar, Chris Mojo will let you autograph Pinga's wooden leg.
CHeers
Larry
PS Chester the Cat rules!