Wow! We're off to a fantastic start!! Here are the B.L.O.B.s so far (with many more to be earned, I hope):

To freda, for this fabulously empowering bit:

for pigs as you must know are more than mere crumpet
and wolves are now learning to like it or lump it....

To MMario, for this porker of a verse (love it, love it, love it):

They say that they'll charge me, my crime it is theft
But still of your piggies, you'll be bereft
They've dusted the crime scene a-looking for clues
But Wolves do not leave fingerprints, we've only got toes!

And another one for MMario, for this not-too-timid turn of tongue:

The proof is in the pudding, or so the wise folk say
Whyever would the Big Bad Wolf ask for veggies as his pay?
That corn and spuds and mangoes are on the ransom list
are clues that true ransom demands are the "victims", and not his.

Brilliant! A fraptious first flush of finery, I must say. ;-) Can't wait to see what all you other wonderful Challenge!rs come up with!

-- Áine