A prissy old maid came into the doctor's office.

"Doctor," she said, "I've having SUCH a problem with...well...silent gas. For example, since we've been talking I've passed wind three times. It's very embarassing. What can be done?"

"First thing," said the doctor, "We're going to have your hearing checked."


Let's get Kendall laughing. That'll do it. No malignancy on Earth can stand up to Mudcat laughter.