I'll admit to having made a typo. Mr. Gibson, it is with a heavy heart that I have to inform you that you have made four mistakes to my one.

1. The letter "B" is not a vowel.
2. It is indeed right and proper to use the word "an" before a word beginning with a vowel.
3. You have never told me to brush my tooth.
4. and it should have read "You both are blustering idiots."