"No lie, you big fat guest Clint Keller. Cross my heart and swear at Bhudda it's the truth."

I'm a pretty big guest but not a very fat one. That's my opinion, anyhow. About 6-3, 210 pounds. That's a fact. You can check it out.

Does crossing your heart means anything to a Jew? Maybe if you Mogen Davided it? is that a verb?

Swearing at Bhudda [or even Buddha] doesn't meant anything to anybody.

You write like a most unhappy man, taking out your bile in a place where you can avoid responsibility.

clint